This book contains up to 50 of Bill's essays, magazine articles and blogs. Representing some of the very best of his writing and general musings of the last 20 years, this book is generously illustrated with Bill's own whimsical if artistically primitive drawings. Inside these pages you'll find tales of Bill trespassing in a nunnery, being terrified by a Tiger, wading in sewage, paddling with dinosaurs, slagging off the government, and nearly drowning in both Costa Rica and Seychelles. There are of course, some stories about birds.